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Someone Like Trump

A new undercover exposé by Project Veritas reveals that the company is programming its machine-learning algorithms in order to avoid the “next Trump situation.”

“We all got screwed over in 2016, again it wasn’t just us, it was, the people got screwed over, the news media got screwed over, like, everybody got screwed over so we’re rapidly been like, what happened there and how do we prevent Someone Like Trump happening again,” said longtime Google employee and head of Responsible Innovation.

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Longtime Google employee and head of “Responsible Innovation” is right. We shouldn’t have someone like Trump re-elected in 2020. We need a President who is honest, unitary, and compassionate, a true representative of people to implement beneficial and meaningful policies for the country.

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For example, we need a President who writes a book about himself, glorifies the Black race, refers to Whites as “that’s the problem with these people,” and calls his own grandfather “a house-nigger” because he was not acting black enough.

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We need a President who will keep the borders wide open and let millions of people in without any documentation or control, regardless of who they are or whether they’re terrorists, gang members, criminals, or any individual carrying medieval infectious diseases. Our future president should justify their illegality, calling them “undocumented aliens”.

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The president we need should ignore the Congress, mislead the nation, and carry out military intervention in Libya without congressional approval. When asked by the press, he should say, “That’s not who we are,” in public and “I don’t need the Congress and who gives a shit about Libya anyway?” in private.

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We need a president who should borrow and add more to our national debt than all presidents before him combined and call it progressivism, even though he knows it’s going to cripple the economy and destroy the country.  He should appoint a tax cheater and evader to head the government agency that enforces our tax laws, and then tell the public he’s the best person to do the job.

He should take ownership of private companies because they lost money and force banks to give mortgages to people who cannot afford to pay them back, collecting legal fees for himself while doing so.

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He should make his political appointments based on anti-American values, criminal pasts, anarchic backgrounds, race, and loyalty. He should use an Old Russian Bolshevik term, “czars,” to hire a bunch of radicals and felons as political appointments but call them advisors to replace the elected officials so that they never have to go through congressional hearings and approvals. Consequently, he should end up having more czars than the Romanovs. One of those czars should be a self-declared communist with a criminal record and who also said 9-11 was an inside job. Another of these czars should be a past frequent user of illegal drugs but is charged to keep illegal drugs out of schools. And, of course, our Ideal President should call himself the “Supreme Czar.”

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The president we need should see himself as an autocrat and envy the total control model (i.e. dictatorship) by telling the press that “it would be easier to be the president of China.” Consequently, he should feel entitled to see himself above the law and not enforce any law he doesn’t like or disagrees with. He should make recess appointments when Congress is not in recess, thereby violating the Constitution several times over.

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He should jeopardize our national security by cutting our strategic missile defense programs to such a level that we cannot compete or even defend ourselves against any other nation with the same weapons.

He should refuse to identify or even mention radical Islamic jihadism as the world’s greatest threat, describing ISIS as a “JV team” that is “being contained,” all the while these jihadists advance their terrorism worldwide. He should call Islam the Religion of Piece, Jihadis as freedom fighters, but declare Israelis as colonialists and Christians as Easter Worshippers. He should also make NASA’s primary purpose “to reach out to the Muslim world.”

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He should promote his presidency as the most transparent administration in history but hide all records from the public, including his personal past–from his birth record to his school grades.  This “most transparent administration in history” should later start ranking at the bottom of the international corruption agencies, with corruption increasing faster than anywhere except Cuba, Dominica, and Burkina Faso.

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Our ideal president should give billions of tax dollars to campaign contributors and lobbyists, and then claim the money is for “Green Energy.” He should accept illegal campaign contributions from foreign nations, giving special access to people who raised or donated to his campaign. He should ask contractors to disclose their political donations before bidding on government contracts, He should also order his Justice Department to pursue a lawsuit against a government contractor accused of using kickbacks to get foreign contracts, and then hours later give a no-bid contract to the same company worth $568 million.

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He should encourage racial polarization, and try to change governmental policies accordingly. His Justice Department should accuse the fire and police departments of “racial discrimination” because they required potential firefighters and police officers to first take a written test. He should express support for proposals that would punish students based on their race instead of their behavior and also blame poverty on one’s zipcode. His administration should sue private businesses for using “racist” criminal background checks to screen employees, and then publicly call such background checks “racist.” As the unitary president of the country, he should take sides in a fatal confrontation between a Hispanic man and a black kid by rendering his skepticism on the “racist” judicial system and then later use tax money to pay federal employees to organize protests against the Hispanic counterpart. And, if anybody dares to criticize him, he should call them all “racist.”

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He should promise to reduce military expansion during the campaign but later extend their stays and send additional troops to irrelevant places in Africa, such as Uganda, Congo, South Sudan and the Central African Republic.

He should neglect the military, reduce their budget, talk down their existence, and refrain from protecting our members on foreign soil. For example, he should procrastinate for almost a week, then tell the U.S. citizens in Benghazi to stay put, refuse to send help, and then while they’re getting slaughtered, he should go back to bed and later get up and head to Las Vegas for a fundraiser.

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He should steal his opponent’s healthcare idea during the primaries, sell it as if it’s his own after the election, force people to buy insurance they cannot afford, make others lose their company-based insurance systems, lie about the coverage from the outset, and cause a U.S. family’s monthly insurance premium to increase three-fold from $333 to $965.

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The president we need should lower the educational standards to a level that most cannot read and write after high school, lecture about his belief in public education yet send his kids to private schools. He should weaponize the government against his enemies, send his critics to jail for bogus charges, oversee the IRS whose employees illegally targeted conservative groups, spy on journalists he doesn’t like, support installation of hidden cameras on private property without a search warrant, secretly and illegally reverse NSA restrictions without approval from Congress, and on his last day in office, he should direct $221 million to Palestinians, sidestepping Congress.

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Unfortunately, Trump doesn’t do any of these. He doesn’t have this kind of progressive and global vision that a good world leader should have.

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Finish the Algorithm ASAP.

We don’t want someone like Trump.

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Written by Alex Mann

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