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Celebrity Resistance

“Celebrities joined millions to show solidarity and sisterhood against Trump,” says one of the celebrity magazines, which focuses on topics such as Fashion, Beauty, Hair, Love, Lifestyle, News, and Naturally-curly.

“… their resistance can only make this movement stronger,” the magazine argues.

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Who are these celebrities that can make this movement stronger and what kind of intellectual contributions can they provide for this movement?

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Here’s the list:

Cher (aka Cherilyn Sarkisian): High school dropout

Johnny Depp: High school dropout

Robert Downey Jr.: High school dropout

Kate Winslet: High school dropout

Jennifer Lawrence: Middle school dropout

Hilary Swank: High school dropout

Katy Perry: High school dropout

John Travolta: High school dropout

Seth Rogen: High school dropout

Keanu Reeves: High school dropout

Ryan Gosling: High school dropout

Cameron Diaz: High school graduate

Leonardo DiCaprio: High school dropout

Jay-Z: High school dropout

Christina Applegate: High school dropout

Tracy Morgan: High school dropout

Chris Rock: High school dropout

Jim Carrey: High school dropout

Damon Wayans: High school graduate

Al Pacino: High school dropout

Chrissy Teigen: High school graduate

Chelsea Handler: High school graduate

Alicia Keys: High school graduate

Sarah Silverman: High school graduate

Mia Farrow: High school graduate

Madonna: High school graduate

Eminem: High school dropout

Ozzy Osbourne: High school dropout

Quentin Tarantino: High school dropout

Matt Damon: High school graduate

George Clooney: College dropout

Shakira: High school graduate

Don Cheadle: High school graduate

Bette Midler: High school graduate

Tyrese: High school graduate

LeBron James: High school graduate

Catherine Zeta-Jones: High school dropout

Harry Styles: High school dropout

Rihanna: High school dropout

Whoopi Goldberg: High school dropout

Daniel Radcliffe: High school dropout

Robert De Niro: High school dropout

Alyssa Milano: High school dropout

Lady Gaga: High school dropout

Miley Cyrus: Elementary school graduate

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With an army of intellectuals like these, who needs resistance? We need a revolution.

What do you think?

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Written by Alex Mann

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